The Map of the Land of Retardia Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

The Map of the Land of Retardia is the iconic depiction of everything that is stupid and wrong in the world. We believe these ideas should be quarantined on an island that definitely isn't based in Australia. 

The landmarks include: 

• The Court of King James Lindsay I
• The Gnostic Sex Cult
• The Retardia School of Gnosticism and Wizardy
• The Home of Kisin The Deluded
• The De-Evolutionary Isle of Wright
• The Woods of Retardia

Designed by BOT, the Cult's Chief Investigitative Officer. 

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.