The Map of the Land of Retardia Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

The Map of the Land of Retardia is the iconic depiction of everything that is stupid and wrong in the world. We believe these ideas should be quarantined on an island that definitely isn't based in Australia. 

The landmarks include: 

• The Court of King James Lindsay I
• The Gnostic Sex Cult
• The Retardia School of Gnosticism and Wizardy
• The Home of Kisin The Deluded
• The De-Evolutionary Isle of Wright
• The Woods of Retardia

Designed by BOT, the Cult's Chief Investigitative Officer. 

Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest