The Map of the Land of Retardia Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top
The Map of the Land of Retardia Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top
The Map of the Land of Retardia is the iconic depiction of everything that is stupid and wrong in the world. We believe these ideas should be quarantined on an island that definitely isn't based in Australia.
The landmarks include:
- The Court of King James Lindsay I
- The Gnostic Sex Cult
- The Retardia School of Gnosticism and Wizardy
- The Home of Kisin The Deluded
- The De-Evolutionary Isle of Wright
- The Woods of Retardia
Designed by BOT, the Cult's Chief Investigitative Officer.
Meet your next favorite unisex garment-dyed tank top; a blend of comfort, style, and sustainability. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tank top offers a relaxed fit that drapes effortlessly on any body type.
Proudly a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, this tank top is made with quality materials and ethical production practices. Additionally, OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes are used, providing vibrant, long-lasting colors while being gentle on the environment. Plus, the clean pigment dye colors used in our garments are salt-free, making this tank top a perfect choice for those who care about both style and sustainability.
.: 100% Ringspun US cotton
.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn-in twill label