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The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Women's Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank

The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Women's Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank

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The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

A light and airy muscle tee that flows like the wind and feels even better. Looks equally great with casually elegant and athletic clothing.

.: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs smaller than usual

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