The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Unisex Zip Hoodie

The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

You haven’t found your favorite zip hoodie until you’ve got this. It's not just warm, comfy and soft to the touch, it’s also treated for less than 5% shrinkage, so you know it’s never going to let you down. Embrace the warmth in style.

.: 80% combed, ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
.: Medium heavy fabric (8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Runs true to size
.: Tear-away label