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The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee

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The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

A bit more formal than a standard-issue t-shirt, the ultra cotton long sleeve tee is a clear comfort winner. The sleeves also act as a nice frame. There are no side seams. The shoulders are taped for improved durability. This makes for a good fitting around the shoulders and neck. The cotton used for these shirts is environmentally friendly.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs smaller than usual

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