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The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Unisex Supply Hoodie

The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Unisex Supply Hoodie

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The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

Nothing beats a warm, good-quality hoodie. This mid-weight unisex supply hoodie is made of 80% cotton and 20% polyester anti-pill fleece and for sure is the piece of clothing you need. It also features a kangaroo pocket, sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

.: 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (290 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Regular fit

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