The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton