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The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Pint Glass, 16oz

The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Pint Glass, 16oz

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The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

Nothing can replace a pint glass except for another pint glass. These highly popular 16oz custom printed pint glasses can now accommodate personalized designs that add a unique touch to every sip. These long and transparent glasses are highly versatile, can make for a great housewarming gift, and are bound to be used in any household.

NB! This tumbler is made with a digital inkjet printing technique that transfers designs line by line. This means that faint horizontal lines might be visible on the final product.

.: One size: 16oz (0.473 l)
.: Material: clear glass
.: BPA free
.: Hand wash only
.: Durable construction
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

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