The Four Goals of the Woke Left Artisan Series Adjustable Tote Bag - Light

The four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: 

1) Gain as much power as possible

2) Destabilize the system

3) Attack capitalism

4) Usher in their Marxist utopia

Bot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.

Add functional perks to an already great design and you get a staple for everyday use. With its interior zippered pocket for added safety, and the adjustable straps for extra comfort, this tote bag has it all. Add your custom art and create a crowd favorite.

.: 100% Spun Polyester
.: Available in two sizes: 16''x16'' and 18x18''
.: Adjustable strap
.: Black interior lining and inner pocket
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts